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Old 05-03-2006, 05:37 PM   #1
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TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN--

10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9) Directions to your Doctor'* office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."

5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges."

3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M'* on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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