Anyone want in on NEW 401K PLan???
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Anyone want in on NEW 401K PLan???
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
Would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would
have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It'* called the 401-Keg Plan.
Would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would
have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It'* called the 401-Keg Plan.
thats going to a few buddies 
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