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Old 07-18-2007, 07:54 AM   #1
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Default Anyone want in on NEW 401K PLan???

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
Would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would

have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It'* called the 401-Keg Plan.
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thats going to a few buddies
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Somehow, I knew you'd like this one!
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That is a bit old, Nortel has bounced back, in 2003, I turned a $9000 profit in Nortel and bought my car for cash.

Maybe I shoulda bought beer
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Beer.....Aurora.....Beer.....Aurora....

Yeah, I would have gotten beer too.

j/k bro
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Yeah No kidding I bought Nortel at like .63 man I say that coming i made enough...
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