LIMERICKS by lash
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From: Enfield, CT
Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
I'd be more worried about the flamingos in FL.
Mike'* got a gator problem.. Don saw them while standing in the yard...
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From: Central Florida
They're not a problem....unless you go skinny-dipping in the lake or something.
They're sorta like really rough pets....that'll eat you if you're not careful.
A girl from McGarrity Lake
wasn't sure if the gators were fake.
So she swam in the nude
and I won't be too crude,
But the gator'* found some things were fake, jake.
They're sorta like really rough pets....that'll eat you if you're not careful.
A girl from McGarrity Lake
wasn't sure if the gators were fake.
So she swam in the nude
and I won't be too crude,
But the gator'* found some things were fake, jake.
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From: Somewhere different on the globe every month....
Originally Posted by lash
They're not a problem....unless you go skinny-dipping in the lake or something.
They're sorta like really rough pets....that'll eat you if you're not careful.
A girl from McGarrity Lake
wasn't sure if the gators were fake.
So she swam in the nude
and I won't be too crude,
But the gator'* found some things were fake, jake.
They're sorta like really rough pets....that'll eat you if you're not careful.
A girl from McGarrity Lake
wasn't sure if the gators were fake.
So she swam in the nude
and I won't be too crude,
But the gator'* found some things were fake, jake.
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From: Central Florida
I once had my limericks posted,
I was happy, I smiled and boasted.
But it didn't last long
'cause the thread moved along.
It was tired, worn out, it was toasted.
I was happy, I smiled and boasted.
But it didn't last long
'cause the thread moved along.
It was tired, worn out, it was toasted.
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From: Central Florida
Originally Posted by bandit
Im lost in this thread..... :?
4 entries found for limerick.
lim·er·ick ( P )
n.
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.
Lim·er·ick ( P )
A borough of southwest Ireland on the Shannon River estuary. It was an important Norse settlement in the 9th and 10th centuries and was taken by the English in the late 12th century. The city is noted for its fine lace. Population: 60,736.
limerick
n 1: port city in southwestern Ireland [syn: Limerick] 2: a humorous verse form of 5 anapestic lines with a rhyme scheme aabba
limerick, ME
Zip code(*): 04048
limerick, PA
Zip code(*): 19468
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From: Arizona. Snowboarder. Happy Shredding.
Originally Posted by lash
The limericks I have been posting
are hardly worthy the hosting,
but if some find them fun
then I'll keep up the run
and keep the limericks coasting.
are hardly worthy the hosting,
but if some find them fun
then I'll keep up the run
and keep the limericks coasting.
and bill doesn't flush his cooling system enough
and melissa and bill are like fire and gasoline
and bob likes to clean his wheel spokes with a electric shaver cleaning tool
and bill has the coolest looking car cause of his swoopies
and where the hey is pj?
can you do something with those?
