LIMERICKS by lash
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
Originally Posted by lash
Originally Posted by jr's3800
Originally Posted by ga93sle
At least there'* none about me. 
A south Georgia Barney named Chris
spent most of his life seeking bliss.
He found out that others
got their bliss from their mothers.
And that kind of bliss he could miss.
Edit: Not my best.......
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Originally Posted by Mr Bean
lash,
all i can say is that i am very impressed. those are tight! you should be nominated the official bc limericker
all i can say is that i am very impressed. those are tight! you should be nominated the official bc limericker
I'll still take requests....it'* fun and a distraction from the daily grind.
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Ready..
Mr. Bean...has a friend..Ms. Egg
He thinks the steering wheel and shifter on his 97 were tan
Bob and I sent him off to the nuthouse.
Then he mentions he can put in 2-3 gallons more than anyone else...
Took a trip to Colorado to ski
Put 85 octane into the SC...car...
Bought the car from Toddster than regrets it.
Mr. Bean...has a friend..Ms. Egg
He thinks the steering wheel and shifter on his 97 were tan
Bob and I sent him off to the nuthouse.
Then he mentions he can put in 2-3 gallons more than anyone else...
Took a trip to Colorado to ski
Put 85 octane into the SC...car...
Bought the car from Toddster than regrets it.
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From: Melrose
Billboost has a fetish with Barney
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets
Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest
Lol
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets
Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest
Lol
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From: Robbinsdale, MN
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Billboost has a fetish with Barney
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets
Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest
Lol
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets
Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest
Lol
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Is that free form verse or do you expect me to use that crap for a limerick?
OK....
Mr. Bean...has a friend..Ms. Egg
who we think came from too many kegs.
His beans are too loose, so we locked him away
but he wanted to schuss, so we let him go play
'Cause we can't stand the way that he begs.
His car life is really quite odd
and his latest he bought from the Todd
On every trim piece he sees color tan
his tank gets extra gas from the can
and on 85 octane it sure ain't a rod.
OK....
Mr. Bean...has a friend..Ms. Egg
who we think came from too many kegs.
His beans are too loose, so we locked him away
but he wanted to schuss, so we let him go play
'Cause we can't stand the way that he begs.
His car life is really quite odd
and his latest he bought from the Todd
On every trim piece he sees color tan
his tank gets extra gas from the can
and on 85 octane it sure ain't a rod.
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From: Central Florida
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Billboost has a fetish with Barney
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets
Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest
Lol
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets
Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest
LolWe'll have to have a coffee house (er, beer around the fire) reading...