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Old 07-19-2006, 08:17 AM   #61
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At least there'* none about me.
I think you opend up a can of worms just now
Sheeesh!!!!

A south Georgia Barney named Chris
spent most of his life seeking bliss.
He found out that others
got their bliss from their mothers.
And that kind of bliss he could miss.

Edit: Not my best.......
You lose, I live in North Georgia. :P
Meh.....it'* all south to me.... :P
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:19 AM   #62
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all i can say is that i am very impressed. those are tight! you should be nominated the official bc limericker
Thanks Scott.

I'll still take requests....it'* fun and a distraction from the daily grind.
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Old 07-19-2006, 08:53 AM   #63
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What about billboost? Or MOS?
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:03 AM   #64
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Ready..

Mr. Bean...has a friend..Ms. Egg
He thinks the steering wheel and shifter on his 97 were tan
Bob and I sent him off to the nuthouse.
Then he mentions he can put in 2-3 gallons more than anyone else...
Took a trip to Colorado to ski
Put 85 octane into the SC...car...
Bought the car from Toddster than regrets it.
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Billboost has a fetish with Barney
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets

Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest

Lol
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Billboost has a fetish with Barney
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets

Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest

Lol
Bravo!! Bravo!!!
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Bravo!! Bravo!!!
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Old 07-19-2006, 10:08 AM   #68
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Is that free form verse or do you expect me to use that crap for a limerick?

OK....

Mr. Bean...has a friend..Ms. Egg
who we think came from too many kegs.
His beans are too loose, so we locked him away
but he wanted to schuss, so we let him go play
'Cause we can't stand the way that he begs.

His car life is really quite odd
and his latest he bought from the Todd
On every trim piece he sees color tan
his tank gets extra gas from the can
and on 85 octane it sure ain't a rod.
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hey guys...let'* sing a song before Jim deletes this one
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Billboost has a fetish with Barney
He takes him to all of the meets
From humping the leg to Flying
and pictures of him under the sheets

Everyone has had it with Barney
I hope Bo will be up to the test
To Chew this thing into pieces
and lay this barney to rest

Lol
Nice one!

We'll have to have a coffee house (er, beer around the fire) reading...
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