With my apologies to all those with sensiblility....
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A guy from the Bonneville Club
was boosted but slow,
that'* the rub.
Didn't know it at first
and became agitated,
When beaten and cursed
by a non-aspirated.
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A guy worked his L36
and liked to race,
just for kicks.
He got under 13s
and fast as that seems,
Was shown what fast means
by a modified supercharged 6.
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A girl from the BC was upset
'cause her car wasn't fast enough yet
She still couldn't win,
though a cam was within
So she broke down and put in a Jet
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There once was a guy from New York,
who wanted to have some more torque.
He bought some fast parts
and did some fast starts,
Then wrecked it...he'* done...where'* the fork?

And people accuse me of having too much time on my hands...

They're actually pretty good

This is what happens when I miss a day on BC and don't sleep right. These popped in my head in the shower at 5 am this morning.

Oh boy

i put those to rap...and they sound amazing! nice..crazy

Recognize anyone in that last one?

yup

There once was a man fron Nantucket

Yes....you've successfully identified the opening line from arguably the most famous limerick. Now what? Spell check?