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Old 07-18-2006, 10:41 AM   #11
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Where'* the one about the guy living on the edge of the swamp and wrasslin gators in Florida?

Try to incorporate this stuff in..
Rusty battery tray
Broken seat belt buckle..
Nearby junkyarding buddy with more cars than days in a week.
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:03 AM   #12
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A redneck Deltonan named Mike
and his friend from a bit down the 'pike,
Were fixin' their cars
and hittin' the bars
And jawin' 'bout Bonnes they like.

They talked about fixing the Horse
and the things that weren't done yet, of course.
The battery tray rusted
the belt buckle busted
And the grille that was looking the worst.

The guy with the Bonne collection
recalled, to his best recollection,
That people that pester
like a wound that will fester,
should worry 'bout their own life protection.
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:12 AM   #13
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That'* what I'm talking about...

Great one..

Quick..improptu..and good..
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That Gator got me tho....

<---- Scared of the water

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There once was a gator named Alli
who lived in a Florida valley.
A fella named Don
took a swim in the pond...
And lunch was right down Alli'* alley. :P
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<~~~~ Heard about the gator...lol
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Quote:
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There once was a gator named Alli
who lived in a Florida valley.
A fella named Don
took a swim in the pond...
And lunch was right down Alli'* alley. :P
I bet after that Pizza and a Screwdriver I was mighty tasty

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Just be glad he didn't tell you to replace your SC coupler yet John...lol
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You are very clever!!
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