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Old 07-18-2006, 04:43 PM   #41
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Lash- you are smokin' today! You have such talent!!
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:47 PM   #42
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Here'* my crappy attempt, I'm not real good at limericks because I know they have to rhyme and deaf guys can't rhyme at all....

There was a wicked SSEi
That a deaf guy wanted to ride
Driver said sure, let'* go
And boy did it go, go, go, go
Driver asked what you think of that whine?
What whine asked the deaf guy, I heard nein.

I'm pretty sure nein is german for nothing.
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:49 PM   #43
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Lash- you are smokin' today! You have such talent!!
Thanks!

I thought I smelled something burning....
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:56 PM   #44
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Lash- you are smokin' today! You have such talent!!
Thanks!

I thought I smelled something burning....
At least pass that stuff this way... And where is my drink..?

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Old 07-18-2006, 04:56 PM   #45
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Good one Fuel!

Limericks also have a rythm. They're not much more than a street form of poetry, with many being naughty or dirty. Practice makes perfect....

A guy wanted fuel for the soul,
a sort of completion, a whole.
While posting on BC
he found it was easy,
but posting all night took it'* toll.
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Old 07-18-2006, 04:57 PM   #46
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This one, I didn't really follow the rhyming thingy but who cares. :P

There was a guy named Lash
Shhh, I think he'* been smoking hash
He'* really rolling with these poems
No, not rolling a pot but a poetry fit for the Pope
Hey Pope, give Lash a blessing
Did Pope sneeze asked Lash, bless you Pope.
Hey could a Pope bless himself?
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Lash- you are smokin' today! You have such talent!!
Thanks!

I thought I smelled something burning....
At least pass that stuff this way... And where is my drink..?
Some said that they thought I was smokin'
and some thought for sure I was tokin'
But I'm just a driver
so pass the screwdriver
and let'* hope my pokin' ain't broken.
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This post has hit page three
It sure is amazing to me
This guy named lash
Can post so fast
His limericks for all to see
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Lets just say later this year we'll be making proper screwdrivers

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Old 07-18-2006, 05:07 PM   #50
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Where'* the one about Tracy...the GP DRiver?
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