Lash- you are smokin' today! You have such talent!!

Here'* my crappy attempt, I'm not real good at limericks because I know they have to rhyme and deaf guys can't rhyme at all....

There was a wicked SSEi
That a deaf guy wanted to ride
Driver said sure, let'* go
And boy did it go, go, go, go
Driver asked what you think of that whine?
What whine asked the deaf guy, I heard nein.

I'm pretty sure nein is german for nothing.

Thanks!

I thought I smelled something burning....

Good one Fuel!

Limericks also have a rythm. They're not much more than a street form of poetry, with many being naughty or dirty. Practice makes perfect....

A guy wanted fuel for the soul,
a sort of completion, a whole.
While posting on BC
he found it was easy,
but posting all night took it'* toll.

This one, I didn't really follow the rhyming thingy but who cares. :P

There was a guy named Lash
Shhh, I think he'* been smoking hash
He'* really rolling with these poems
No, not rolling a pot but a poetry fit for the Pope
Hey Pope, give Lash a blessing
Did Pope sneeze asked Lash, bless you Pope.
Hey could a Pope bless himself?

Some said that they thought I was smokin'
and some thought for sure I was tokin'
But I'm just a driver
so pass the screwdriver
and let'* hope my pokin' ain't broken.

This post has hit page three
It sure is amazing to me
This guy named lash
Can post so fast
His limericks for all to see

Where'* the one about Tracy...the GP DRiver?