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Old May 19, 2006 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Marik_bathory
9) go ahead and rob me. i don't carry a gun but i keep a can of oven cleaner next to my register. after a faceful of that you'll wish i shot you.
That made my face burn just reading it.
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Old May 19, 2006 | 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by jwakamud
your awesome man. if you refused me service and said something like that to me, id buy gas from that station for the entire time you worked there. same goes for any other service area. if you tell me how you really feel, i wont be upset. ill become your most faithful shopper. unless youre insulting. then ill be mad.
i've only had to refuse service like three times in the months that i've been there, and only for good reasons. most of the time i can just tell stupid jokes and have a ball with most of my regular customers. it'* usually pretty cool.

about the guys... i just pulled a double, i'm very tired.
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Old May 19, 2006 | 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Marik_bathory
about the guys... i just pulled a double, i'm very tired.
Fixed it for you. Now can you turn the pump on
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Old May 19, 2006 | 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Gumball
Originally Posted by Marik_bathory
about the guys... i just pulled a double, i'm very tired.
Fixed it for you. Now can you turn the pump on
Oh my
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Old May 19, 2006 | 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Marik_bathory
4.5) most gas stations have removed the handle locks from all fuel nozzles, except deisel. do not jam your gas cap in there to keep it flowing. if i catch you doing this i will stop your pump, remove the gas cap and jam it into your A$$.
I shove whatever I can find in there. If a gas station doesn't have the handle locks, I never return. I'm sorry I like to clean my windows and/or check other things while I fill my car with gas.
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Old May 19, 2006 | 11:51 PM
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yeah. i want my pump locks. ive got more important stuff to do, like sit down in my car to create static buildup with the fabric in my car
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Old May 19, 2006 | 11:59 PM
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You forgot one really big ONE!

Dont


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Old May 20, 2006 | 12:00 AM
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there'* a reason they don't have handle locks. it'* so morons who like to other things instead of pumping their gas don't start fires and kill a bunch of people. it'* illegal to have handle locks. it'* also illegal to jam **** in there.
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Old May 20, 2006 | 12:06 AM
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wow, alot of rules...lol but its all good..
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Old May 20, 2006 | 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by GXP Venom
You forgot one really big ONE!

Dont




HAHA!!! lol ok im done now...
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