how to buy gas, my little foul mouthed rant...
Originally Posted by Marik_bathory
9) go ahead and rob me. i don't carry a gun but i keep a can of oven cleaner next to my register. after a faceful of that you'll wish i shot you.
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Originally Posted by jwakamud
your awesome man. if you refused me service and said something like that to me, id buy gas from that station for the entire time you worked there. same goes for any other service area. if you tell me how you really feel, i wont be upset. ill become your most faithful shopper. unless youre insulting. then ill be mad.
about the guys...
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about the guys...
i just pulled a double, i'm very tired.

Originally Posted by Marik_bathory
4.5) most gas stations have removed the handle locks from all fuel nozzles, except deisel. do not jam your gas cap in there to keep it flowing. if i catch you doing this i will stop your pump, remove the gas cap and jam it into your A$$.
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there'* a reason they don't have handle locks. it'* so morons who like to other things instead of pumping their gas don't start fires and kill a bunch of people. it'* illegal to have handle locks. it'* also illegal to jam **** in there.




