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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 11:21 AM
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A coworker came up with this...

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Haynes: Refer to Illustration 4.3
Translation: Refer to fuzzy picture that in no way resembles what you are currently working on.
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
A coworker came up with this...

Forgot

Haynes: Refer to Illustration 4.3
Translation: Refer to fuzzy picture that in no way resembles what you are currently working on.
....6 pages back...
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 08:18 PM
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shut up

its so true its not even funny













good stuff
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 09:02 PM
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I'm laughing so hard I hurt. Because they are all true.
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 10:17 PM
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Default Re: Helpful Haynes Shop Manual Translations

Originally Posted by SSsuperchargedEi

Haynes: Retain tiny spring...
Translation: PINGGGG - "Where the H*** did that go?"
My fave! Whats even more fun is when it lodges itself in some deep crevice in the engine.
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Old Jan 20, 2005 | 10:34 PM
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so true.
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:54 AM
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Haynes: Remove cover.
Translation: Pull off bolts that look like they might hold it, until it falls off.
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Old Feb 3, 2005 | 05:37 PM
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eh, what the heck. its still funny

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