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Old 11-09-2006, 11:13 AM   #1
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These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'* A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It'* a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'* INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'* NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
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Thanks for the help!! Now things are more clear. I have always been amazed that Jeff knows the VIN numbers to his cars. I know mine starts with a 1. Thats it. I don't even know my tag number

This should make my relationships much better now
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Hey Gummy, thanks for helping all us guys out Anything else you wanna spill while your at it?
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Traitor!!!

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This post just goes to show that he knows how to share and didn't miss that day in kindergarten unlike some others on here who shall remain nameless- until I decide otherwise
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Whatever chica...

Jim.. you suck..
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Traitor!!!

Don't ban him,strip him of his Bonne and his mod status for divulging our secrets
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I've already unleashed the info to the female population
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I've already unleashed the info to the female population
MAN THE LIFE BOATS,GENTS

WE'RE IN TROUBLE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've already unleashed the info to the female population
MAN THE LIFE BOATS,GENTS

WE'RE IN TROUBLE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No worries, you guys never stood a chance against us women anyways
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