I'm glad you told the second one, Ryan! I was gonna, but didn't feel like typing that much. One of my favorites!!

yeah, I figured that probably everyone has heard at least ONE of those, but I wanted to chime in anyways

A blonde, driving a bit too fast, gets pulled over by a female blonde cop.
The cop asks to see her license so she rummages thru her purse, opens her compact, and see'* herself. "Oh here it is!" she exclaims and hands it to the blonde officer.
The blonde cop opens it and closes it quickly and hands it right back
"Why didn't you tell me you were a cop!" she says and walks away.