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Old 01-11-2006, 03:58 AM   #1
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There was a German, an American and a Blonde on death row. The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1) to be shot,
2) to be hung,
3) to be injected with the AIDS virus.

The German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom...He was dead instantly).

The American said, "Just hang me."
(Snap...He was dead).

The Blonde said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff".

They gave him his first shot and he fell down laughing, the guards looked at each other and The
Blonde said "give me another one of those shots" , so the guards did, now he was laughing so hard he almost peed in his pants. Finally the Warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"
The Blonde replied, "You guys are so stupid. I'm wearing a condom!"

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OMG I'm speechless.. seriously what can you say about that?! LOL We already know he'* retarded etc. !
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4 guys, a gay couple and two straight, were in this white bonn, er car, and got in a car wreck. All died.
At the pearl gates, the first straight guy goes up and St peter says -
"Sir, you cannot come in. You had no time for God, you loved only money. You loved money sooo much, you married a woman named Penney".
Down he went.

Straight guy #2, some big ol fat dude goes up and Peter says - "You cannot come in either, you had no time for God, you loved only food. You loved food soooo much, you married a woman named Candie.
Down he went.

Before one of the gay men goes before St Peter, he nudges his husband and says -
"This ain't looking good, Dick."
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Lol both are funny
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That is funny! Thanks for the morning haha
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