Blond Joke
09-16-2004, 09:08 AM
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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
goes out and buys
a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
goes out and buys
a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
09-16-2004, 11:45 AM
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Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that
she
had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the
steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all
my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They
send me a Blind policeman",
she
had been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the
steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all
my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They
send me a Blind policeman",
09-16-2004, 04:48 PM
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a blonde puts money into a pop machine, hits the button and a can comes out. puts in some more money and gets another can. she does this seven times and a line is starting to form behind her. the guy behind her says " cmon lady, other people want to get a pop too". and the blonde says " SHUT UP !! I'M WINNING !!
Those are great jokes
09-16-2004, 11:19 PM
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A blonde and a brunette were at a bar watching the 6 oclock news. Before going to a commercial the anchorman showed a picture of a man ready to jump off a bridge. He then says "stay tuned to see if this man will leap into the depths below." The brunette then says to the blonde " Bet you 20 bucks he jumps." THe blonde agrees and when the news returns the man jumps. The blonde then reaches into her purse and pulls out 20 dollars. The brunette says " i can't take your money i saw him jump on the 5 oclock news." The blonde says..."oh..so did I..but i didn't think he'd jump again" 
09-17-2004, 02:24 AM
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A blonde is driving thru Kansas, when she spots another blonde out in a old corn field in a row boat, just rowing for all shes worth.
The first blonde stops her car, jumps out and runs over to the fence. She screams over the fence "You stupid dumb blonde, your the kind of blonde that give us a bad name....If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ***"
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The first blonde stops her car, jumps out and runs over to the fence. She screams over the fence "You stupid dumb blonde, your the kind of blonde that give us a bad name....If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ***"
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