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Old 10-20-2004, 12:48 PM   #1
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Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The salesperson assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blonde seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.

The blonde replies "fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"

The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
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What goes, vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?










Blonde at a flashing redlight.
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Three blondes go shopping. The driver locks her keys in the car.


One says "Lets just go shopping and we'll take care of it when we get out."


Another says "We'll call the locksmith on my cell phone."


The last blonde says "I think we should put the top up, it looks like it'* going to rain."
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What do smart blondes and UFO'* have in common?















You always hear about them but never see them.
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A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team'* bench... After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she relied, "especially the tight pants and
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the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It'* only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole dollar!!!!
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How do you tell if a blonde has been using your computer








theres "white out" on the screen



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