A guy got on a plane, and finding himself seated next to a cute blonde, immediately turned to her and made his move. "You know," he began, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let'* talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it and looked at him warily.
"What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about...............nuclear
power?"

"OK," the blonde agreed. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-----grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The man was dumbfounded. Finally he replied, "To be honest, I haven't
the slightest idea."

"So tell me," said the blonde. "How is it that you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power with me, when you don't know ****!?"

she must have been wearing a wig.

lmao I was misled, you told me she was blonde!

LOL - nice joke.
But to be honest, most of the natural blondes I've ever met were fairly intelligent. Its the dye jobs that give Blondes the bad rap. Anyone else have the same experience?

That was a good "BLOND" joke

I think the dude was blonde too!