WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your *** kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the #1 leading cause of
unexplainable rug burns on the forehead
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tiiipe
real guude.

That'* what I do.. well, I do that sober too, I am just a weird one..


-justin

funny, me too<really i do>
i guess being bipolar screws with your head some. i would hate to throw boose into the mix.

Wow, so true.