While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the premises, there are some good arguments for changing that policy.

Reasons for allowing drinking at work include:

1. It'* an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can cure hangovers, from the night before, with another drink.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

lol.. some of the christmas goodies at work had some vodka in them...

I'm just getting ready to leave work here.....I got 2 bottles of hootch from vendors for xmas sitting on my desk. But I cant drink them here

BadTA, you're going to encourage Will

someones getting banned

I got something for him.

I just don't want to see Will operate that laser with a bunch of "Nectar of the Gods" in his stomach