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Old 07-29-2003, 06:22 AM   #1
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Specificity

British

Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious

Transubstantiation

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

Oh, I just couldn't.

No one wants to hear me sing
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I can't say those when I'm sober...but if I'm hammered. I'm down right brilliant.

Thats right ladies...line up to my left
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Nice to see you have a sense of humour MOS....

I'm not that smooth...
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That'* great stuff, so true.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me... than a frontal lobotomy
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I need a lot of booze to get me to mispronounce those words. I have a high tolerance.
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Jaysum crow your tellin me...

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I had a few and I was feelin no pain really quick, this boy was pounding em back like water. Geez, at one point some girl was pullin me down to "talk" while she stammered to get the words out, Pete stands there and laffs at my drunk *** trying to make sense of it. That 13 dolla martini and that was IT

Screws to DrugRunner...your car is called DesignatedDriver :P
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I was laughing at the girl actually

"DesignatedDriver" may go over better with the cops, and my parents, but it won't fit in that window though
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