Thanksgiving dinner better than sex....
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Thanksgiving dinner better than sex....
10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if Mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.
6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.
5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.
4. Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.
3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!
2. You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.
And the number 1 reason why
Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:
1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner!
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if Mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.
6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.
5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.
4. Thanksgiving dinner is a "sure" thing.
3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!
2. You're expected to fall asleep after dinner.
And the number 1 reason why
Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:
1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner!
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To be fair, we need to add a few from a woman'* point of view....
11. Turkey'* don't snore
12. You have your choice of dark or white meat and no one questions it
13. You know the size of the bird before putting it in the oven
AND...my personal favorite
14. You dine until you're totally satisfied without having the turkey leave before you've finished.
11. Turkey'* don't snore
12. You have your choice of dark or white meat and no one questions it
13. You know the size of the bird before putting it in the oven
AND...my personal favorite
14. You dine until you're totally satisfied without having the turkey leave before you've finished.
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Originally Posted by singscountry1967
To be fair, we need to add a few from a woman'* point of view....
11. Turkey'* don't snore
12. You have your choice of dark or white meat and no one questions it
13. You know the size of the bird before putting it in the oven
AND...my personal favorite
14. You dine until you're totally satisfied without having the turkey leave before you've finished.
11. Turkey'* don't snore
12. You have your choice of dark or white meat and no one questions it
13. You know the size of the bird before putting it in the oven
AND...my personal favorite
14. You dine until you're totally satisfied without having the turkey leave before you've finished.
WOO HOO LMAO!!!!
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