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Old 10-25-2006, 10:36 AM   #1
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THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX


10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.


9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.


8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.


7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.


6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.


5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.


4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.


3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.


2. Less guilt the next morning.


and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...


1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
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8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. But you may not get something you like and if it'* too little we don't want it

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. Isn't that how sex works??

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. Sex is the same if you find someone uglier than you are

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. Mom always said to said to be polite

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. Kinky isn't bad

2. Less guilt the next morning. If you have guilt then it wasn't that good LOL

and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...


1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
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