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From: Quincy, Ma
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Weird, because I just got that joke emailed to me last night from my GF and I was thinking of posting it. Good thing I didnt. 
What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.Is her name Donna? thats who sent it to me.
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Weird, because I just got that joke emailed to me last night from my GF and I was thinking of posting it. Good thing I didnt. What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.Is her name Donna? thats who sent it to me.
Uh oh!!!!
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by Gumball
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Weird, because I just got that joke emailed to me last night from my GF and I was thinking of posting it. Good thing I didnt. What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.Is her name Donna? thats who sent it to me.
Uh oh!!!!LOL Nooooo her name is not Donna, but I know a Donna
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by Gumball
Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
Weird, because I just got that joke emailed to me last night from my GF and I was thinking of posting it. Good thing I didnt. What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.Is her name Donna? thats who sent it to me.
Uh oh!!!!LOL Nooooo her name is not Donna, but I know a Donna
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
Kind of a Hijack, but on a similar note....
How to Get Your A$$ Kicked in The South
6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your A$$.
7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the H*** up, spend your money, and get the H*** out of here - or we'll kick your A$$.
12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes have caught fire like scenic Lake Erie once did. Whine ab.out OUR scenic beauty, and we'll kick your A$$ all the way back into Boston Harbor.
13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say "sir" and "ma'am," hold doors open for others, and offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your A$$ just like they did ours.
15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here trying to tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your A$$ shot off (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Question our sacred BBQ, and you go home in a pine box - minus your A$$.
Y'all have a nice day!
How to Get Your A$$ Kicked in The South
6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your A$$.
7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the H*** up, spend your money, and get the H*** out of here - or we'll kick your A$$.
12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes have caught fire like scenic Lake Erie once did. Whine ab.out OUR scenic beauty, and we'll kick your A$$ all the way back into Boston Harbor.
13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say "sir" and "ma'am," hold doors open for others, and offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your A$$ just like they did ours.
15) Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here trying to tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your A$$ shot off (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Question our sacred BBQ, and you go home in a pine box - minus your A$$.
Y'all have a nice day!
Especially to the last.
'Q is done best in the South. Question our BBQ and your A$$ will be the next thing on the smoker
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