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Old 05-16-2006, 11:52 AM   #1
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****** A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to
the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"

****** Two Kentuckians are walking toward each other, and one is
carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got
in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens.""If I guesses how many they is, kin I
have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK.
Ummmmm...five?"

****** A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed
next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over
here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get
there?" "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"

****** Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or
more? Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

*****Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of
Eucalyptus Drive. " The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street
and you pick her up there?"


*****Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

****** What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
Documentaries

****** Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas. If it were invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

****** Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery? The
winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

******* A new law was recently passed in Kentucky so that when a
couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

****** What do a divorce in Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas and a
hurricane in Florida have in common? No matter what, somebody'* fixin'
to lose a trailer.

****** How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When
you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the
person at the front desk says, "Go ahead.
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thats good *wake drops dead on the ground from lack of breath*
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My personal favorite:

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to
the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"

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that one was my favorite one too :P it sounds like somthing i would do
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Oh those are great!!!! keep um comin MOS
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They'* was good, MOS...

We gots to laf at 'rselves na 'n then...
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haha, sent to all my friends, especially the southerners!
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They'* was good, MOS...

We gots to laf at 'rselves na 'n then...
dont you mean we got to laugh at ourselves now and then
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They'* was good, MOS...

We gots to laf at 'rselves na 'n then...
dont you mean we got to laugh at ourselves now and then
I unnerstood him perfekly
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