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Old 12-30-2005, 12:51 AM   #1
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Default top 36 things you'll never hear a southern man say *true*

36-I'll take Shakespeare for 1000 Alex.
35-Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. (you're supposed to keep the pickup, and buy a Bonneville.)
34-Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
33-We don't keep firearms in this house.
32-Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer.
31-You can't feed that to the dog.
30-I thought Graceland was tacky.
29-No kids in the back of the pickup. It'* just not safe.
28-Wrestling'* fake.
27-Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
26-We're vegetarians.
25-Do you think my gut is to big?
24-I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
23-Honey, we don't need another dog.
22-Who gives a hoot who won the Civil War?
21-Give me the small bag of Pork Rinds.
20-Too many deer heads distract from the decor.
19-Spitting is such a nasty habit.
18-I just couldn't find a thing at Wal*Mart today.
17-Trim the fat off that steak.
16-Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
15-The tires on that truck are to big.
14-I'll have the arugula and riadicchio salad. (Seriously, what the h*ll is that?)
13-I've got it all on the Crive.
12-Unsweetened tea tastes better.
11-Would you like your fish poached, or broiled?
10-My fiance, Bobby Jo, is registered at Tiffany'*.
9-I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
8-Little Debbie snack cakes have to many grams of fat.
7-Checkmate.
6-Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
5-Hey, there'* an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen yet.
4-I don't have a favorite college team.
3-Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
2-You all.


And the number one thing a southern man will never say, Duct tape won't fix that.
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Old 12-30-2005, 12:56 AM   #2
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John Grisham may not agree with you.
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Old 12-30-2005, 01:00 AM   #3
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ummmm....that is sooo true...lol

going down the list i was like havent said that, havent said that lol
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ummmm....that is sooo true...lol

going down the list i was like havent said that, havent said that lol
I know. I have never said anything on that list. I promise I haven't. Nor have I ever heard it below the Mason/Dixon line.
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wow i have either seen or experienced that
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