A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'* WERE OUT
CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET,
ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.

SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR
TABLE AND SAID,"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED
COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR
ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."

"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING
HUSBAND" SAID THE WIFE."THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND
AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN MARY II LUXURY
LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.
THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'* TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A
MOMENT AND SAID: "WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT

AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M
SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN ME."

THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT
A WISH IS A WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND
AND - POOF! - THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD REMEMBER
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.

Yikes...

Someone get her some chocolate .....QUICK!

Romance is hard ( at least for me ). Been married for 14 + years. I keep forgetting to still date my wife an all that. 14 years three kids. Date time kinda gets pushed to the side. I know shame on me.......

Thought that counts right?

At least you try!! Most men are as romantic as a wet washcloth Most women are so easy to please it isn't even funny! We really don't require all that most men think we do.

Where are these women that like to be romanced??? All the ones I find are nutcases or think that if I am treating them nice or spoiling them, that I have ulterior motives!!! I hear so many complaints of women wanting romance....where are they???

I usually try to be romantic but then since women want equal opportunity, I wait around for her to be romantic towards me too

That would be me!! I am hopelessly romantic. I like to give as much as receive. There are others like me around. You just have to find us.

Are you still waiting?

AND A MIDOL..........................