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Old 11-20-2005, 03:10 AM   #1
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Men are always pushing buttons.




In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get into the men'* restroom, but it
had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his
predicament. Sir, she said," You may use the ladies
room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons
on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP,
and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he
touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice
feeling, he thought. Men'* restrooms don't have nice
things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA
button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently
drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his
bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to
this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom
was more than a restroom, it is tender loving
pleasure. When the powder puff completed its
pleasure,
he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he
knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a
hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at
him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I
remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon
Remover. Your ***** is under your pillow."
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Old 11-20-2005, 03:13 AM   #2
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Very good Tracy!!!
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OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies laughing*

why could i see a few members here doing that?
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Ouch. And to think, I would be that guy. Oh goodness.
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