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Old 11-19-2006, 01:21 AM   #1
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A blonde woman from South Alabama arrived...and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice, and yelled "Come on, baby...Southern girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down...and squealed "YES, YES, I WON, I WON!!!" She hugged each of the dealers, and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quicly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know...I thought you were watching."

Moral of the story, not all southerners are stupid, not all blondes are dumb, but all men
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