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Old 08-30-2010, 03:14 PM   #1
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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town'* most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister'* husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer'* voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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lol thats hilarious
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i stole it shamelessly from entensity.net...

it gave me a good chuckle.
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Wow now that'* one mean lawyer
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I heard that from a co-worker the other day. Still funny
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Phuny Chit!!!!
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OMG! Robert started a new topic!
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OMG! Robert started a new topic!
ha, jon you know i'm an answers and debate person, not the questioning type...
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hahahha thats hilarious
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