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Old 12-19-2005, 07:05 PM   #1
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A lawyer and a blond were sitting next to each other on the long flight from New York to Seattle. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to sleep so she politely declines and faces the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you pay me $5 and vice versa."

Again she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5 and if I don't know the answer I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde'* attention and figuring that there will be no end to the torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question, "What'* the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde does not say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now it'* her turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The lawyer throws her a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all references. Frustrated, he emails all his friends and co-workers, nobody has any help. After three hours, while the plane is getting ready to land, he wakes the blonde and hands her the $500.

The blonde thanks him and puts it in her purse. The lawyer, who is more than miffed, says OK and asks, "Well, so what'* the answer?" Without a word she reaches into her purse again and hands him $5...
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who says Blonde'* are dumb
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Hands her the $500, why not $5?
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Hands her the $500, why not $5?
You gotta read all the woords...

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So ummm, what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?


OH get off my case! I am not about to paypal anyone....
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