An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan
appeared before him.

The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can
win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients
will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you
will make embarrassing sums of money.

All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife'* soul, your
children'* souls, your children'* children'* souls, the souls of
your parents, grandparents, and your parents in law, and the souls
of all your friends and law partners."

The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "OK, so...
What'* the catch?"