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Old 04-19-2005, 07:36 PM   #1
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rjolly may need a few of these explained....


What is a yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it'* worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts..

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it'* no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blond?
A Golden Retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities..

What'* the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs

What'* the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes

What'* the fastest way to a man'* heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
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HEY! THATS NOT FUNNY!

hrmmm.... i dont know what a yankee is....


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haha those are great
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LMAO wonderful!
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it'* worth it.


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