Jokes to Offend Everyone (PG-13?)
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Jokes to Offend Everyone (PG-13?)
rjolly may need a few of these explained....
What is a yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it'* worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts..
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it'* no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blond?
A Golden Retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities..
What'* the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs
What'* the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes
What'* the fastest way to a man'* heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What is a yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it'* worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts..
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it'* no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blond?
A Golden Retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities..
What'* the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs
What'* the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes
What'* the fastest way to a man'* heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
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Re: Jokes to Offend Everyone (PG-13?)
Originally Posted by MOS95B
rjolly may need a few of these explained....
hrmmm.... i dont know what a yankee is....
DAD!!!
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Re: Jokes to Offend Everyone (PG-13?)
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it'* worth it.
AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!
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