Hey just a quick comment: No guy in his right mind is that retarded to honestly think like this. Its HUMOR. LAUGH LAUGH. HAHA Ya know? Don't mean to single you out here, but I get the sense that gender based humor is becoming a nono lately on the board because of overreactions - on both sides.

You can call guys idiots with vacant minds... we know that already :P

I'll add to the humor then....

1. 99% of women look for money - hey, we have to compensate for the rest of the packaged deal
2. Truth be told, it is both the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean....but we can't have it all...in fact we settle for so much less, so we revert to rule number 1.

....<it'* just humor guys!> ....

*mortally offended*

I FREAKIN' KNEW IT!!! And since I have no money....

They're gonna kick you outta the club, tho..... You spilled the beans...

I know it is humor. I thought you knew me better than that. If I took it seriously there would have been no doubt- no, not one- that I was serious. I am the one that loves to pick on and tease members of the opposite sex. NO OVERREACTIONS HERE.....yet. LOL

I'm losing sleep over this issue now.

What I do find sad is that I am certain that somebody somewhere out there is going to read that and take it as gospel.....