While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over), I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
"What'* the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
stretcher DO?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to
two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it'* about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***
hole?"

I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top
of a bridge....."

Bail: $100
Ticket: $95
Look on that cop'* face: PRICELESS

lol Lmfao

I have to try that on the next cop who pulls me over!! That'* GREAT!!!

heard it.

lol thats pretty good...should do that sometime!

I don't think I'll say that to a cop. With the cops around here, they would take the "back road" back to the station.

hehehe there are a lot of really funny ones on the forum tonight :

Maybe they're all so amusing simply because i'm tired, but thanks for the laugh

--Christine

I'm just trying to make sure the WildMan don't take my job from me. I was the Official Lounge Lizard of September 03, and I mean to hold that title!!

HEY!! Ya little lounge *****, you moved all mine to the second page!!