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Old 02-28-2006, 01:52 PM   #1
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interisting to say the least...
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oh mos, momma is gonna get ya
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Bring it on! I ain't a-scared of her....
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You are right- it IS an idiots guide. That article just proves how LITTLE most men know about women. 1st of all- money doesn't impress me. I make my own, I pay my way. 2ndly- (lets be honest here) A big dick don't impress me if the guy attached doesn't know how to use it properly (and there are those out there that don't have a clue!!!). Size isn't important-it is how it is used that makes all the difference in the world!!

Most women like a man that will share her life, laugh with her, comfort her, include her in their life, be silly with, share the same goals and interests.

Maybe now you will be a little more educated on what most women want.
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cough. does it really prove how little men know about women, or does it prove how much the author knows about women?

agreed. it is an idiots guide.

as for how much men know about women... im an expert. i find that the best way to my girlfriends heart is to beat her. its a fun little game we play. she calls me stupid, i punch her. she frowns, and i shove her down a flight of stairs. then she locks me in the closet, just like mommy used to before i killed her...
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cough. does it really prove how little men know about women, or does it prove how much the author knows about women?

agreed. it is an idiots guide.

as for how much men know about women... im an expert. i find that the best way to my girlfriends heart is to beat her. its a fun little game we play. she calls me stupid, i punch her. she frowns, and i shove her down a flight of stairs. then she locks me in the closet, just like mommy used to before i killed her...


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I am sooooo staying out of this one!
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Well, I for one take this as what it is. Vulgar humor. Abso-fricken-lutely hilarious!
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You are right- it IS an idiots guide. That article just proves how LITTLE most men know about women. 1st of all- money doesn't impress me. I make my own, I pay my way. 2ndly- (lets be honest here) A big dick don't impress me if the guy attached doesn't know how to use it properly (and there are those out there that don't have a clue!!!). Size isn't important-it is how it is used that makes all the difference in the world!!

Most women like a man that will share her life, laugh with her, comfort her, include her in their life, be silly with, share the same goals and interests.

Maybe now you will be a little more educated on what most women want.
i'll cliff note that for everyone.

1 only 99% of women look for money
2 its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

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