Funny Police Comments
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Originally Posted by Jason1351
Here'* one for ya.
Officer: Hows the pucker factor?
Me: excuse me?
Officer: Hows the pucker factor?
Me: Sir, I don't know what your talking about!?!
Officer: What was your pucker factor of your A$$ when you were in mid air coming over that hill and saw me in that driveway you flew by?
Now that officer had a sense of humor. Even let me off.
Officer: Hows the pucker factor?
Me: excuse me?
Officer: Hows the pucker factor?
Me: Sir, I don't know what your talking about!?!
Officer: What was your pucker factor of your A$$ when you were in mid air coming over that hill and saw me in that driveway you flew by?
Now that officer had a sense of humor. Even let me off.
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Re: Funny Police Comments
Originally Posted by crzydmnd72
These 16 Police comments were taken off actual police car videos
around the country:
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
around the country:
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
Lmao thats hilarious
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Re: Funny Police Comments
Originally Posted by crzydmnd72
# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
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