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Old 11-11-2006, 08:19 AM   #1
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The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going.
I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"


#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket.

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop"

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore.
We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."


#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."


And...............THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right, we don't. .... Sign here.
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#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

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#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going.
I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
LOL - I'd best get my speedo fixed...
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That was great!
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ah. those made me laugh.
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Next topic: Top 15 things Andrew has heard a cop say.
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OUCH!!! Good post Scott
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OUCH!!! Good post Scott
haha, good one!!! lol...but i think that would be a top 20 list
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One of my favorites was when they asked why I stopped them, instead of...

"You ever been fishing?? Did you ever catch tem all?"
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