These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers - GM Forum - Buick, Cadillac, Chev, Olds, GMC & Pontiac chat


Lounge For casual talk about things unrelated to General Motors. In other words, off-topic stuff. And anything else that does not fit Section Description.

Reply
 
 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 09-18-2009, 01:09 PM   #1
Senior Member
True Car Nut
Thread Starter
 
Purplehazeir's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Arlington, WA
Posts: 7,979
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Purplehazeir is on a distinguished road
Default These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers

The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

16. 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'

15. 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

14. 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'

13. 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'

12. 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that'* the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.’

11. 'You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

10. 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'

9. 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K. I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket. '

8. ‘The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

7. 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'

6. 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.'

5. 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'

4. 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'

3. 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.'

2. 'I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'

AND THE WINNER IS....

1. 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.'
Purplehazeir is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-18-2009, 01:29 PM   #2
Junior Member
 
Toddster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 0
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Toddster is on a distinguished road
Default

Just the laughs I needed today. Thanks Kevin!
Toddster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-18-2009, 01:32 PM   #3
Retired Senior Admin

Expert Gearhead
 
Danthurs's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sheboygan Wisconsin
Posts: 29,661
Thanks: 0
Thanked 16 Times in 13 Posts
Danthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to all
Default

I'm so drunk I have no idea how big those beers were.
Danthurs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-18-2009, 01:34 PM   #4
Junior Member
 
Toddster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 0
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Toddster is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Danthurs View Post
I'm so drunk I have no idea how big those beers were.

What....A cop said that?
Toddster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-18-2009, 01:43 PM   #5
Retired Senior Admin

Expert Gearhead
 
Danthurs's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Sheboygan Wisconsin
Posts: 29,661
Thanks: 0
Thanked 16 Times in 13 Posts
Danthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to allDanthurs is a name known to all
Default

That'* the reply to #4
Danthurs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-18-2009, 01:44 PM   #6
Junior Member
 
Toddster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 0
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Toddster is on a distinguished road
Default

oh.....lol

good one Dan
Toddster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-18-2009, 02:24 PM   #7
Senior Member
Posts like a 4 Banger
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 114
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Leonardo is on a distinguished road
Default

Nice light hearted moment! ...
as a COPS watcher the best line ever was when the crack ***** called the cops, says "this lady ripped me off and sold me paint chips and not crack"--- Cop goes to the lady, she says "'m not a crack dealer, I would never lower myself to that level, I'm a prostitute!, I aint no crack dealer". Gotta be proud of something I guess.
Leonardo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-18-2009, 02:32 PM   #8
Senior Member
Posts like a Corvette
 
Nighthwk12's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Jersey Shore
Posts: 1,511
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Nighthwk12 is on a distinguished road
Default

I was in the car with a friend when a cop asked if he could borrow a pen to write my friend a ticket
Nighthwk12 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-18-2009, 09:39 PM   #9
Administratus Emeritus
Certified Car Nut
 
GXP Venom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Purgatory, Pennsylvania
Posts: 16,538
Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts
GXP Venom is on a distinguished road
Default

Number one was Awesome!. I would love to use that one in the given circumstance.
GXP Venom is offline   Reply With Quote
 
 
Reply

Related Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Funny Police Comments crzydmnd72 Lounge 13 03-09-2007 02:53 PM
15 top police comments dbeast420 Lounge 8 11-12-2006 12:36 PM
Actual photo of tiger that mauled Roy!!!!!!! TrueWildMan Lounge 11 11-14-2003 05:21 AM
Wow, ive seen 2 actual good horror movies...... SSEimatt93 Lounge 37 10-24-2003 12:21 PM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:13 PM.


We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.