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Old 04-27-2007, 03:04 PM   #11
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Now THAT'* funny!!!!

ANd, because someone will ask, Pflugerville is a real city. It'* the home of the Pflugerville Pfun Pfest... or used to be. Looks like they changed the name, dangit...
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lmao that reminds me of that song we all used to sing:

Hello Mother, hello Father
Im still smoking Marijuana

Coke is good, crack is better
Im so fucked up I cant write this letter.
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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.

She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.

"What'* that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree"!

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.

" She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees first!" ...
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kncok Knock. Whos there? KR
KR who? Arent you glad its not lower end knock?

So this indian is walking around the indian resort and everytime he sees a fellow indian, he says "When"

So this goes on for a bit until one of the other indians says to him "how can you call yourself an indian if you dont even know how to greet one? Its How not when."

The indian looks up with a sad look upon his face and says "Me know how, me just dont know when" It was later found out that this indians name was Bill :P
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