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Old 09-23-2004, 04:19 PM   #1
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John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give
to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people." Kerry frowns. "But how do I know the
people around me are really
intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that'* easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles.
"Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without
pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential
choice the same question. "John. Answer this for me. Your mother and
your father have a child. It'* not your brother and it'* not your sister.
Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one."

Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give
him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men'* room and recognizes
Colin Powell'* shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you
answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it'* not
your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell yells back,
"That'* easy. It'* me!" Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!"

Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some
research and I have the answer to that riddle. It'* Colin Powell."

Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It'* Tony Blair!"
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hehehe...

...and for some reason I always wanted to vote for Colin Powell, but he never ran.
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That is a funny one
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Nice.
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lol!

mind if i steal that one for another forum?
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Steal away. I just got it in email.
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Ha! Good one Will.
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British humour

Cheers,
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Steal away. I just got it in email.

me too, we must be on the same spam lists

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hahahaha very funny
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