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Old 05-18-2006, 09:01 PM   #1
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Jesus is Watching You!

There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!" He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing.

He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who wassaying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot.

"Did you say that?" asked the burgler.

"Yes," replied the parrot.

"By the way, what'* your name?" the burgler inquired."Moses," answered the parrot.

"That'* a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"

"The same people who named their rotweiller Jesus!"
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hahaha, good one
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