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Old 10-20-2004, 12:42 PM   #1
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Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all
things, a condom. When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the
bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better
of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder
if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
Darlinghurst a few months ago and I found this little package
on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ,
keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. And
you know...I haven't had a cold all winter."
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That'* a good one. I don't think I've heard it before either.
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I never heard that one b4........HEHEHEHE!!!!!
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