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Old 12-23-2005, 09:28 AM   #1
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it'* finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it'* a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let'* have a nice cup of tea, and then ..."




He sighed................"Let'* put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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I've heard it before with different brands, but still.....

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hehehehehe.......nice one PDad
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Wait! Isn't PMom blonde?

Maybe it ain't just a joke.......
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Wait! Isn't PMom blonde?

Maybe it ain't just a joke.......
Oooh, You're gonna get in trouble.
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That was pretty good. My blonde aunt didn't get it for a second, though. wtf
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Wait! Isn't PMom blonde?

Maybe it ain't just a joke.......
Oooh, You're gonna get in trouble.
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Yes I am blonde....But I know a good blonde joke when I hear one.....Nice one honey. And in my case it wasn't Frosted Flakes, it was Fruit Loops.....(kidding)
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Yes I am blonde....But I know a good blonde joke when I hear one.....Nice one honey. And in my case it wasn't Frosted Flakes, it was Fruit Loops.....(kidding)
"According to the picture on the box, it'* a Toucan...."






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Don't run and hide Mos....I have other ways of getting to you...... Of course I am only kidding...I swear I tried and tried to make the bird on the box, but I couldn't figure out how to put all the circles together
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