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Old 02-23-2007, 04:15 AM
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Ok, so I kinda doctored this joke -I felt it was biased.

A woman and her husband are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
wife keeps staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sits
alone at a nearby table.

The husband asks, "Do you know him?"

"Yes," sighs the wife, "He'* my ex-boyfriend. I understand he
took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the husband, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
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LMAO!!!
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lmao. Thats good one!!
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heh.

mental note made.
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hahaha thats a good one... ive heard the other version of it too... but i like this one better!!!!
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