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Old 09-03-2007, 01:03 AM   #1
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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma,
how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend"

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the *****, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little
boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there
stood Grandma'* minister.

The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she'* in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.
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that really was a funny one!
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I love to start my mornings with a good laugh.
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