A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride.

A ways down the road the driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck to steer directly toward the lawyer. Then he remembered, "I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down this lawyer," and at the last second he swerved to miss the lawyer.

But he heard a thump outside anyway. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.

He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

And the priest said, "Don't worry son, I got him with my door."

Coming from a family of truck drivers I find that joke very offensive.................we would run the lawyer down no matter who was in the truck with us

heard it before, but still funny

What'* even funnier is that I work for an Attorney

And I'm a priest....

And I'm a truck driver

And I'm a door.

oh yeah... i'm a joke.


a preist, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. therabbi says: "hey, did you hear the one about us?"