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Old 06-26-2006, 04:58 PM   #1
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Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a
different place, P.E.I, BC, Alberta and Newfoundland.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from P.E.I started pulling
potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window. "What the
heck are you doing?" demanded the girl from BC. 'We have so many of > these darn things in PEI, I'm just sick of looking at them!" A moment > later, the gal from BC began pulling apples from her bag and tossing
them from the window. "What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from
Ontario. "We have so many of these things in BC, I am just sick of
looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from Alberta opened the car door and pushed the
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A woman heading home form work stops and picks up a bottle of wine for an intimate night with her husband. On the way home she see'* an elderly woman hitchhiking and decides that she'll give her a lift. The elderly woman thanks her and they drive off. After a few minutes the driver notices the elderly woman admirinig the bottle of wine so she says "I got that for my husband".

"Good trade!" says the elderly woman....





Sorry if its been posted before. One of my favorites.
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