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Old 04-05-2010, 02:13 PM
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The late night comedians are always taking punches at Obama. Heres a couple that actually got good chuckles out of me. Only count 9? I guess I'm letting the rest of you find the tenth.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to Life will be appropriate. (Jay Leno)

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. (Jay Leno)

Q: Have you heard about McDonald'*' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Conan O'Brien)

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. (Jay Leno)

Q: What'* the difference between Obama'* cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (David Letterman)

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America! (Jimmy Fallon)

Q: What'* the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (Jimmy Kimmel)

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road
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I only count 8. Still great, thanks for the laugh.
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Good ones John! The first amendment is a great thing.
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A plane is flying with Bill Clinton, Hillery Clinton, and Obama. Bill says, I could throw $1000 out the window and make someone happy. Hillery says, Ya, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people happy. Obama says, Ya, I can throw 100 $10 bills out and make 100 people happy. The pilot leans over and says to the co pilot, I can crash this plane in to that mountain and make 300 million people happy.
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A plane is flying with Bill Clinton, Hillery Clinton, and Obama. Bill says, I could throw $1000 out the window and make someone happy. Hillery says, Ya, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people happy. Obama says, Ya, I can throw 100 $10 bills out and make 100 people happy. The pilot leans over and says to the co pilot, I can crash this plane in to that mountain and make 300 million people happy.

Ding-Ding-Ding...we have a winner here folks!
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