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Old 07-22-2007, 10:12 PM   #1
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1. A beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer
2. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
3. A beer wont get upset if you come home with beer in your breath.
4. You dont have to wine and dine a beer.
5. If you pour a beer right, you alwyas get good head.
6. Hangovers go away.
7. when your done with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. JK!!!
8. You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9. A beer always goes down easy.
10 You can share a beer with your friends.
11. Beer is always wet.
12. You know your the first one to pop a beer.
13. A frigid beer is a good beer.
14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15. You can enjoy a beer all month long!!!!
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one of them cracked me up big time

I'd rather not say which one though.


ok I'll give a hint... the Beatles mention it in a song.
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LMAO... Very good list
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