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Old 07-22-2007, 01:16 AM   #1
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#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend'* handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out
of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look at?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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And you plan on staying married for how long???

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Any you plan on staying married for how long???

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Not as long as he keeps his handgun :P :P :P
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AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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That'* good!
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Oh yeah, sure... now you tell me! LOL

#10 ftw !! I busted a gut right off! Great post!
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9 through 2 were kinda cliche, but 10 and 1 made it worth the read
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just thought this should be up next to the other one.
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its all so true
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ROFL @ #8!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha...

It'* true!!
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