What's with these little kiddy ricers?
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So there I was Saturday driving down the interstate heading for Kenosha and was in south Milwaukee. My wife next to me, she opens the window to have a smoke, ya, I know, I dont like it but it'* better then listening to her whine about it. Got the tunes on, not to loud. What'* that sound, I look around, can't see anything. Sounds like a motorcycle coming up real fast. I look out at the road, it had snowed the other day so the road is really wet. I keep looking around, it'* really loud!
It'* to my right, I expect this car to FLY past. Nope, this stupid black ricer passes me about 3 MPH faster then I'm going. My wife looks at the car and starts laughing.
She then looks at me and rolls her eyes
Me, I'm just confused :? , then start lauging
He finally moved over and found 3rd gear. Ya, what ever.
So yesterday I'm driving down the road when this red ricer tears past me
WOW, where did he come from? So I give it a little shot and pass him. Road starts to curve about so I back down to a better speed. He trys again. No go. He finally got next to me when I had to make a right turn. I looked over, laughed and said your not worth the gas or risk. Damn kids. Can't they see I'm just some old dude in a 4 door sedan? What challange could I possibly be?
Me, I'm just confused :? , then start lauging
So yesterday I'm driving down the road when this red ricer tears past me
There'* a **** load of rice in this area (I'm 20 minutes southwest of kenosha.)
I woulda rolled up and tried getting you to go knowing what the SSEi has in it..just to hear the blower whine and car quickly pull away.
I woulda rolled up and tried getting you to go knowing what the SSEi has in it..just to hear the blower whine and car quickly pull away.
Originally Posted by Danthurs
So there I was Saturday driving down the interstate heading for Kenosha and was in south Milwaukee. My wife next to me, she opens the window to have a smoke, ya, I know, I dont like it but it'* better then listening to her whine about it. Got the tunes on, not to loud. What'* that sound, I look around, can't see anything. Sounds like a motorcycle coming up real fast. I look out at the road, it had snowed the other day so the road is really wet. I keep looking around, it'* really loud!
It'* to my right, I expect this car to FLY past. Nope, this stupid black ricer passes me about 3 MPH faster then I'm going. My wife looks at the car and starts laughing.
She then looks at me and rolls her eyes
Me, I'm just confused :? , then start lauging
He finally moved over and found 3rd gear. Ya, what ever.
So yesterday I'm driving down the road when this red ricer tears past me
WOW, where did he come from? So I give it a little shot and pass him. Road starts to curve about so I back down to a better speed. He trys again. No go. He finally got next to me when I had to make a right turn. I looked over, laughed and said your not worth the gas or risk. Damn kids. Can't they see I'm just some old dude in a 4 door sedan? What challange could I possibly be? 
Me, I'm just confused :? , then start lauging
So yesterday I'm driving down the road when this red ricer tears past me

Idk you are driving a car with a HUGE supercharged banner on the windshield and HUGE fake hood scoops on the hood so I can see them trying to mess with you.
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Idk you are driving a car with a HUGE supercharged banner on the windshield and HUGE fake hood scoops on the hood so I can see them trying to mess with you.
Besides, both these guys came up from behind. Oh, and the fake hood scoops will soon be no more, the hood will be real shortly.
Originally Posted by Danthurs
Idk you are driving a car with a HUGE supercharged banner on the windshield and HUGE fake hood scoops on the hood so I can see them trying to mess with you.
Besides, both these guys came up from behind. Oh, and the fake hood scoops will soon be no more, the hood will be real shortly. 
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Originally Posted by Shadow
Originally Posted by Danthurs
Idk you are driving a car with a HUGE supercharged banner on the windshield and HUGE fake hood scoops on the hood so I can see them trying to mess with you.
Besides, both these guys came up from behind. Oh, and the fake hood scoops will soon be no more, the hood will be real shortly. 
Yea I get this a lot also! all my friends and family think im nuts and its all in my head that these people wanna race me but its reallt does happen. My wife now knows as she has seen it when she has driven my car. And it doesnt have to be rice! I have had people in tahoes and caddys and crown vics and berettas and all kinds of cars try to race me
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I actually got more people to try to race me in my completely stock Grand Marquis. Strange, considering this is the car that has the flowmaster w/ quad tips, tinted windows, and looks WAY sportier than the Grand Marquis ever did lol. Friends always ask why I don't try to race people, I just tell them that it'* not worth it with gas prices, citations, my life or other people'* lives.
Only time I might 'race' is when somebody won't get off my *** at night and I'm tired of being blinded. Typically gets the lights out of the mirror real quick, but I've never 'staged' somebody. I have made some quick merges infront of ricers from a red light in a 2>1 lane situation, but that'* just because the stereotypical ricer driver is too much of an ******* to let you over, and I can do it without really digging into the throttle and wasting gas.
Only time I might 'race' is when somebody won't get off my *** at night and I'm tired of being blinded. Typically gets the lights out of the mirror real quick, but I've never 'staged' somebody. I have made some quick merges infront of ricers from a red light in a 2>1 lane situation, but that'* just because the stereotypical ricer driver is too much of an ******* to let you over, and I can do it without really digging into the throttle and wasting gas.
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