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Old 01-27-2006, 11:01 AM   #1
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You might be a “high tech redneck” if….

*you connect to the WWW via “Down Home Page”
*your bumper sticker says “My other computer is a laptop”
*your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”
*you’ve ever doubles the value of your truck by installing a cellphone
*your baseball cap reads “DEC” instead of “CAT”
*your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
*your wife said “Either I go or the computer goes”… and you still don’t miss her
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*you refer to your computer as “that good ol’ gal”
*your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
*you start all your emails with “Howdy Y’all”
*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
*your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU’*
*your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5” hard drive
*your computer beep is (insert farm animal sound here)
*hay has been found inside your laptop carrying case
*you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds,
kiss sounds, or giddyup
*your netscape bookmark list includes EquiVet, net-vet, or the OSU agriculture page.
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*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
Mine does. Who'da figgered, huh????
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*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal
*your spell checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
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Dude, not funny. ^^All true, BTW. *edit, change beer to soda
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*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
AOL CD'* are ideal.
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:21 PM   #7
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*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
AOL CD'* are ideal.
oh ya use the cases for your burned windows disks and the aol cds as lil freesbies (that hurt lile heck if someone knows how to throw them right) or as coasters!!!!!
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Dude, not funny. ^^All true, BTW. *edit, change beer to soda
I ain't no dude, dude!
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You might be a “high tech redneck” if….

*your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”
*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
*you refer to your computer as “that good ol’ gal”
*your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU’*
*you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds,
kiss sounds, or giddyup
Well, dudett, guess i fit this label
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*you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
AOL CD'* are ideal.
oh ya use the cases for your burned windows disks and the aol cds as lil freesbies (that hurt lile heck if someone knows how to throw them right) or as coasters!!!!!

or skeet shooting
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